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unclefather:

my ex got mad on facebook when he found out i was seeing someone else and he wrote “i hope he likes your loose pussy” so i commented back and wrote “my vagina is a muscle that will go back to the same size after sex. your penis will never get any bigger.” and now he is messaging me saying “delete that comment now”



celestial-sexhair:

disadvantages of having thick hair

  • your head is always 100000 degrees
  • shedding everywhere
  • snapping thin combs
  • spend $100 on dye if you want to color it
  • hair is still wet 2 years after you showered
  • styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

  • ????




pallet-town-julie-brown:

kudos to mtv for spreading this message tho


bratsquad:

I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

florelgreen:

you’re really cute and its ruining my life because i think about kissing you all the time




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thisfightisworthwhile:

sadbeautifultragic:

BUT I CAN JUST IMAGINE THE TOUR???? A BUNCH OF FLAMBOYANT 80’S OUTFITS AND SUPER CURLY HAIR AND BRIGHT COLORS

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A CONCERT I NEED TO EXPERIENCE

NOT TO MENTION A GIANT CROWD OF OUR TAYLOR SWIFT FAMILY DANCING LIKE A BUNCH OF IDIOTS, NOT CARING ABOUT ANYTHING! It’s going to be glorious.




tastefullyoffensive:

How to Get 10% Off Your Order at Not a Burger Stand in Burbank, CA

Previously: Funny and Creative Sandwich Board Signs

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face



theyellowbrickroad:

department-of-motor-vehicles:

theyellowbrickroad:

remember that movie lifesize w/ tyra banks and lindsay lohan. or that movie my date with the presidents daughter. or that movie with tia and tamera mowry where they give their grandparents soap and theyre young again, i think it was seventeen again? good fucking movies

seventeen again is w/ zac efron

no, thats 17 again. seventeen again is with tia and tamera. google it bitch





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